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 OTH NEWS 05 / 12 / 02
 

Mutton Dressed As Art?

By Jon

Ever wished you could spray-paint words on sheeps' backs then sit around watching them move around to create, erm, ovine poetry?

Art or just a load of sheep's arse?

Well, sadly you can't - unless of course you're an arty sheep farmer - but a new project dubbed 'Quantum Sheep' is paying artist Valerie Laws £2000 to do just that. Laws, a physicist and poet will be spraying words from poems onto around 15 sheep during January and February next year then seeing if the sheep create 'new poetry' as they move around.

It's not just poetry though, Laws says she is 'exploring quantum mechanics, arts, poetry and sheep'.

The venue for the whacky stunt, sorry, innovative art event, is the Whitehouse Farm Centre, in Morpeth, Northumberland. The farm was badly hit by foot and mouth and owner Donald Slater apparently hopes that the project will help to drum up interest in the centre.

The project is being financed by Northern Arts who presumably had trouble finding monkeys to furnish with typewriters oop north.

As an act of tribute, we are now actively looking for a highly literate sheep to edit this site...


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Jon Doran 
Posted: 05/12/02 10:45:21 21
Unspecified chocklit for the best 15-word effort that could be sprayed onto sheeps backs for literary effect. Feeling arty, this is your chance to make a confectionary killing.
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