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The Collection
Each ceramic statuette has been lovingly
created by skilled artists before being remodelled in
highest quality clay and fired for three days over a
slow-burning pyre of old cigarette ends. There are 12
beautiful figurines in the series, including:
Lifesize Naked Rambler
An astonishing six-foot tall ceramic
naked rambler complete and to scale in every detail, and we
do mean every detail. Available in two variations: the
'Modest', with discreet concealing hat and the 'Swinger',
letting it all hang out. Both will delight and entertain
providing a talking point at dinner parties.
Cheeky Mantlepiece
Figurines
Smaller than the life-sized figure
detailed above, the six different 'cheeky' mantlepiece
figurines depict the naked rambler in various walking poses
and situations including 'crossing a barbed-wire fence' and
'checking for ticks down below'. The smooth, ceramic
buttocks provide hours of visual and tactile entertainment.
An ideal gift for older relatives.
Lands End - John o'Groats Naked
Plate
A beautiful 24-inch in diameter
commemorative plate depicting the route from Land's End to
John o'Groats and lavishly detailed with naked walkers. Each
arrest-site is marked with a large police helmet nipple in
keeping with the theme of the plate.
Ceramic Heatwave Fan
Finest bone china. decorated with
sweltering walkers, the Ceramic Heatwave Fan is both
decorative and useful.
Heat Stroke Survival
Plate
Not only beautiful, but practical too.
The Heat Stroke Survival Plate lists the common symptoms of
heat stroke and heat exhaustion around the rim with accurate
treatments depicted graphically in the central area of the
plate in beaufitul line drawings. Certain to become a first
aid classic in years to come and a talking point at coffee
mornings and whist drives.
Bone China Sun Cream
Pot
Made from the finest porcelain, the
Heatwave Sun Cream pot is designed to hold 50 ml of sun
block or cream in an aesthetically pleasing manner, so nor
more missing out on your SPF 30 for fear of upsetting the
decor. An optional basting ladle, supplied, ensures even
distribution, even for the naked.
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