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Midweek Mission - Feet Up!

Your mission this week is to keep your feet well and truly off the ground...


Posted: 17 March 2010
by Tim Moss

Welcome to the latest of a regular new OM series, 'Midweek Missions' by Tim Moss. Tim's personal mission is to inspire you to inject a little unexpected outdoors adventure into your life.

Tim Moss - Midweek MIssionary
Tim Moss - Midweek Missionary... David Tett

And this week's Midweek Mission, should you choose to accept it, is to keep your feet off the ground.

Keep your feet off the ground

As I turn the corner the red hue sinks my heart.

This was the last real test before my destination and it wasn't going to be easy. I applied the brakes from a distance of almost 80 yards and set about criss-crossing slowly this empty street.

This was a foe I had faced before but the introduction of road works added an element of the unknown. I stood up on the pedals, fixed my eyes on the traffic lights and crept forward as slowly as the laws of physics would allow.

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Cycling to work can be a drag. It can be cold, it can be wet. Traffic lights aren't on your side, buses can blindside you and pedestrians turn lemming without warning. But I have in my arsenal a secret weapon that when deployed tactically can transform a daily commute into a full blown challenge:

Cycling from departure point to destination without touching the ground.

That means no stopping and no putting your feet down.

Junctions need to be anticipated. Red lights will be battled against with careful application of brake and pedal. Right turns must be well timed as will roundabouts and you'll have to think twice before squeezing past traffic.

You'll be surprised how far you can go and how quickly you'll get good. It was only on about my third attempt that I managed Acton to South Kensington (~8km, 25 minutes) and that included Kensington High Street in rush hour. I still can't balance on the spot like those bicycle couriers you see and I've had inumberable embarrassing stumbles in static traffic but I've had great fun trying.

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I've come so far. Too far for it all to be dashed by a set of innocuous traffic lights but it's not looking good.

I've been counting the seconds and it's gone well past 60. I've crossed the white line and, no matter how slowly I creep and how wide I zig-zag, my front wheel is nudging into the road ahead. I'm not planning on passing a light and I've no intention of eeking out into four lanes of traffic. Before I can make the decision consciously, my left leg lurches awkwardly to the floor and ends my reign.

I'd been doing for over an hour. It started in Surrey Quays, had taken me through Bermondsey, along the South Bank, over Parliament Square, through three parks and along Notting Hill but I had been defeated after nearly an hour of no contact with the physical world around me.

Until next time Shepherd's Bush...


About the author:

Tim Moss
runs adventure website The Next Challenge. He has climbed in Kyrgyzstan, Russia and Bolivia, and spent two years organising Arctic expeditions for the British Schools Exploring Society.

Tim Moss
Pic - David Tett
After travelling around the world using eighty different methods of transport and swimming across the Solent to visit a friend on the Isle of Wight, he set about pursuing a more adventurous lifestyle full-time from his urban base.

He is currently running the length of every Tube line in London and planning a South Pole expedition to tie in with the London 2012 Olympics.Read his regular blog and follow his adventures at www.thenextchallenge.org

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