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Blogaholic Weird Darren with his latest report from the outdoors blogging trenches.


Posted: 16 April 2007
by Weird Darren

Weird Darren returns to the outdoor blogging frontline for a specially delayed report...


Well thanks to Good Friday we missed a column, so to make up for that we have a double length special covering the past two weeks. We start with an international feel to things with a new blogger from New Zealand. Gerard Smith's "Mountain Plush" Blog. Our Gerard is actually an outdoor clothing designer, ex-Berghaus and now with Icebreaker. He won't like it down there, oooh no...

'...down the path from the 1950's or 1960's - bit 'interesting ' in places, lots of bush bashing and clinging to the occasional semi vertical rock precipice above the river, hanging on and not letting my pack get caught in the vines!! '


John Hee is trying to start his own religion and is asking people to worship his body because My body is a temple - Fitness and the post coital fag.

'The first few fells were taken slowly, listening to my heart and lungs, and gently reminding my body that this level of sweating was normal.'


Which prompted Mike Pitt to talk about getting back in shape.

'i suppose i forgot how much i love walking over the last 10 years and over the last 6 months have forgotten how much i loved biking and how much i need my fix of mother nature to keep sane in a otherwise grazy urban world.'


Andy Howell had his First Wildcamp of the Year.

'My evening in the hills was to be a tarp evening, a fantastic system for an over-nighter. Using a tarp means that I can get all of the gear needed for an overnighter in my diminutive ULA Relay pack.'



Alan Slomans epic LEJOG pub crawl staggers onwards.

'The weather was perfect and then we found a pub. Three pints of Black Sheep sorted most things out and we got to discussing old girlfriends. I will leave it there, as Debbie and Lynnie read this blog.'


While Judy Armstrong's Alpine Challenge has begun Buon viaggio! - Bon voyage! - Gute Reise! Judy Armstrong says lighthiker.

'Please join me in saying goodbye to Judy Armstrong and wishing her all the best on her epic 5500km (3417mi) hike around the Alps!

For those of you who don't know her she is quite a terrific and determined lady who not only quit her job and sold her house, car and belongings in order to make this trip but does it also in memory of two good friends of her who died from cancer.'


Freedom or loneliness? is the question Dave Mycroft asks, followed by ponderings on mild camping in 90 degrees.

'What matters is the days out on the hills and being with friends, and inside I'm still at heart the lightweight camper - but in its place. You can't recreate the feeling of wild camping on an organised camp site - so why try!'


Bearded Git may be in the dog house if he can buy the map to find it: Who needs a map? but in the meantime he has also found time to post some more slides Faeroes, Iceland etc. Album 5. We may even get round to updating his mug-shot sometime soon... Sorry Stef.

'100 yards down the road, the co-pilot chimed up with "Do you know the way?'


John Hee talks about his weekends walks Mapping - Saturday circular; Holmsley Enclosure, New Forest and others, while also trying to explain to his wife why he is meeting strangers off the internet I met this bloke from off the Internet......

And none stranger than this Weird Darren character he walked with UK Bloggers Meet the Burley Bog Monster.

'Oh no. Had I inadvertently done away with him? Sucked deep into the notorious New Forest bogs. Another sad statistic that the local tourist office play down 'Well yes sir, we do loose a few people each year but they tend to be mostly the infirm whose families take them off the waymarked paths when their time has come. We try not to publicise it too widely as the bogs do fill up so quickly.'


For the tarp fans out there (oh thats me) Roman posts more on the lightweight tarp that OM Member Morph makes New tarps made in UK II.

'Well, a tarp is a tarp and from a simplicity point of view not comparable with a double wall tent but it performed flawlessly in a chilly night (2C / 36F) with moderate winds. Not a stormy and rainy one which would put it through a real test and I expected no problems but if you hold it in your hands for the first time it is so light and seems so fragile that I was really looking forward comparing theory with reality.'


A less than perfect Pennine day is how John Hennessy describes, well, a less than perfect Pennine day on the Pennine Way between Marseden and Littleborough in classic less than perfect conditions of clag and murk.

't's a eerie experience following a path while only having visibility for several metres around you: thoughts of the results of a misnavigation were hardly enjoyable. Thankfully, the Pennine Way offers a good clear track to follow and any navigational questions were quickly resolved with inspection of a map.'


Roving blogger Aktoman started his Southern Upland Way (SUW) Trek with some live blogging on route. Although I feel I should warn you that you will see a side of Duncan that is very disturbing in one of his piccies.

'You haven't heard from me for a few days so thought I would let you know the cows haven't got me yet although they follow me everywhere. Sun goes down, the cows follow me. The sun rises, the cows follow me.'


It's time to assess those gadgets in your pack with Roman - Hiking and technical items - A systematic approach I and Hiking and technical items - A systematic approach II.

'One of the most controversial discussion topics amongst hikers is the usage of technical items during a hike. The Purist might say: I'm out there to get rid of all this technical stuff that surrounds me in my daily life, so I leave everything battery powered at home.'


Finally Trail fitness guinea pig Sarah finds It took a present to make me see the point to it all. Here's a clue...

'I've never really seen the point in walking before (shoot me down in flames, dear Trail readers) - you get to the top, it looks nice, and you walk down again. But now there's a photo in everything - a new thing to focus on, a new abstract to find, so much to learn before you can make it look as good through your lens as it does to your eye...'


Happy reading folks and don't forget to visit Darren's own blog, yes, he's too modest to mention it, but you can find it over at whitespider1066 and follow his preparations for the TGO Challenge. Right now he's worried about the heat, oh dear...

'If it is hot I will suffer. There is no doubt about that. So I am hoping that it will cool for May.

But is does seem now that nature is springing into life. And it all seems to be in the last week or so. Leaves are all of a sudden on the branches, blossum is out. It's magical, almost awe inspiring..'



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oooooo - formatting gone AWOL again WD/Jon. On the John Hennessy extract
;-(

Posted: 16/04/2007 at 17:28

I missed it last week. Was getting worried that Darren had totally succumbed to the flu.

Good chap.

Posted: 16/04/2007 at 17:57

Jon - no round-up last week or this?

Posted: 27/04/2007 at 21:46

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