Elvis Spotted On Crib Goch Shock

By a remarkable coincidence, on this, the anniversary of the King of Rock's so-called death, OUTDOORSmagic can reveal that Elvis is alive and well and living a secret life in the UK as an outdoors enthusiast and site member.

OUTDOORSmagic editor Jon Doran met up with Elvis on Crib Goch last week and took this remarkable picture proving that the King is not only alive and well, but the healthy outdoors lifestyle has stripped years off his burger-ravaged features.

In a relaxed exchange, just before the third pinnacle, Elvis revealed that he now climbs at grades up to E2 and is also close to completing his Munroes. 'There's a whole lotta shakin' going on,' he gestured wryly at a group of scouts traversing the knife edge ridge ahead, 'Don't want to watch too much of that or I'll be all shook up myself.'

Then with a quite semi-sneer he shook my hand, 'Thankyuverymuch,' he drawled unmistakably. 'But a little less conversation...' And with that he was gone, swivelling hips at one with the rock once again.

The official Elvis web site (it was the least we could do, remember, Elvis needs your dosh to buy more gear)