I'm currently selling up and moving out of the Lakes because I don't like the way the place is prostituting itself.
I almost wouldn't mind if Cumbria was going the high class hooker route, hanging round in expensive hotel lobbies for wealthy businessmen. Unfortunately the county seems to have turned into a crack whore, selling its arse on street corners to anyone who'll pay a few quid.
I'm sure that if MC Wordsworth started pimping his bitches on the streets of Ambleside, he'd be applauded in the News and Star as a local entrepreneur creating much needed new job opportunities in the area. Never mind the quality, feel the width....
Posted: 13/04/2007 at 11:49