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Naked Heatwave Commemorative Coolection Launches!

OUTDOORSmagic, together with our partners Frankly Minging Ltd is proud to bring you a fabulous collection of ceramic figurines to mark this sweltering summer of naked rambling... Order now!


Posted: 11 August 2003
by Frankly Minging Ltd

Commemorate The Sizzling Summer Of Naked Rambling!

OUTDOORSmagic, in conjunction with the legendarily tasteful Frankly Minging organisation - the company behind our legendary Foot and Mouth Commemorative Collection - brings you a special limited edition collection of uniquely beautiful artifacts to help you remember the glorious summer of 2003.

Each of our limited edition, artifacts has been hand-crafted by naked artisans working in super-heated conditions for your total delight. Production is strictly limited and the the ceramic statues, plates and limited edition prints are a cast iron investment that can only appreciate in years to come.

For only £2500 you can build up a unique collection which will bring a smile to your lips every time you see it. Don't miss out, buy now!

The Collection

Each ceramic statuette has been lovingly created by skilled artists before being remodelled in highest quality clay and fired for three days over a slow-burning pyre of old cigarette ends. There are 12 beautiful figurines in the series, including:

Lifesize Naked Rambler

An astonishing six-foot tall ceramic naked rambler complete and to scale in every detail, and we do mean every detail. Available in two variations: the 'Modest', with discreet concealing hat and the 'Swinger', letting it all hang out. Both will delight and entertain providing a talking point at dinner parties.

Cheeky Mantlepiece Figurines

Smaller than the life-sized figure detailed above, the six different 'cheeky' mantlepiece figurines depict the naked rambler in various walking poses and situations including 'crossing a barbed-wire fence' and 'checking for ticks down below'. The smooth, ceramic buttocks provide hours of visual and tactile entertainment. An ideal gift for older relatives.

Lands End - John o'Groats Naked Plate

A beautiful 24-inch in diameter commemorative plate depicting the route from Land's End to John o'Groats and lavishly detailed with naked walkers. Each arrest-site is marked with a large police helmet nipple in keeping with the theme of the plate.

Ceramic Heatwave Fan

Finest bone china. decorated with sweltering walkers, the Ceramic Heatwave Fan is both decorative and useful.

Heat Stroke Survival Plate

Not only beautiful, but practical too. The Heat Stroke Survival Plate lists the common symptoms of heat stroke and heat exhaustion around the rim with accurate treatments depicted graphically in the central area of the plate in beaufitul line drawings. Certain to become a first aid classic in years to come and a talking point at coffee mornings and whist drives.

Bone China Sun Cream Pot

Made from the finest porcelain, the Heatwave Sun Cream pot is designed to hold 50 ml of sun block or cream in an aesthetically pleasing manner, so nor more missing out on your SPF 30 for fear of upsetting the decor. An optional basting ladle, supplied, ensures even distribution, even for the naked.

How To Order

Simplicity itself. Simply send a postal order for £2500 or the equivalent amount in Royal Mail Stamps to the following address or click here to access our secure server:

Frankly Minging
'Naked Heatwave Ceramic Celebration'
PO Box 2003
Upper Minging
Britain

Delivery

Buckled rails and fainting posties may cause delays in delivery so please allow at least six weeks from the date of order.

Disclaimer Magicalia and its employees realise this is a deeply tasteless advert, so please don't tell us, we know, okay?


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