Now that the RA is going after the Club 18-30 market, is there any organisation catering for the middle-youth 40-somethings who are too old to rock'n'roll, but too young to die?
As a middle-youth with a severe case of arrested development, I am concerned that there is no middle ground between the young whipper-snappers, and the grizzled beardies.
Therefore, I propose a new organisation, to be named the LB@40 (Life Begins at Forty) - memberships available from the ususal address at £50 per annum, cheques payable to S.Kirwan Enterprises.
To qualify for membership, you must possess at least three of the following:
1. Ice axe
2. Crampons
3. Mountain bike
4. Ale gut
5. Wife and/or kids
6. Mortgage
7. Mid-life crisis
8. Hopelessly unrealistic expectations of life
9. Undimmed enthusiasm for going out at the weekend as a means of escaping the trip to B&Q
10. Ambitions of doing something extreme before senility kicks in
Posted: 07/08/2002 at 13:08