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Return Of Alfred Todger's Outdoor Diary
By Alfred Todger on 27/05/2011 16:48:41
Renowned outdoors chronicler, Alfred Todger returns as we re-run his original rustic musings from Muckthwaite. Warning, may contain scenes of graphic violence and bad language.
nice spot with a view of a quiet burbling brook. Without people, I mused, the world would be a truly lovely place.Alfred Todger
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Outdoors Diary - Friday 14 July, 2006
By Alfred Todger on 14/07/2006 10:49:41
Respected outdoor chronicler and poet Alfred Todger's regular take on the goings on in beautiful Muckthwaite,. This week Alfred describes a rare and beautiful orchid, Muckthwaitatis Carnivorovinious
irresistible to sheep.Some will find the idea of a sheep-eating plant unpalatable, but Ilook at it this way. If it were any bigger, it could eat people andthat would be reet untidy and bad for business at MuckthwaiteArms.Alfred Todger
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Outdoors Diary - Friday 30 June, 2006
By Alfred Todger on 30/06/2006 11:40:18
Respected outdoor chronicler Alfred Todger reflects on the changing face of Muckthwaite Brook in his latest whimsical musings on mother nature's bounty.
young man. I do like a bit of pink water,I thought, so much like Campari and soda. And with that I went backto watching the spawning sheep. Nature, red in hoof and fleece...Alfred Todger
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Outdoors Diary - Friday 3 November, 2006
By Alfred Todger on 03/11/2006 11:39:58
Legendary outdoors chronicler and entrepeneur Alfred Todger comes up with a brilliant and innovative scheme to regenerate the lagging rural economy of Muckthwaite.
with Joanna Lumle..Who says innovation's confined to big city? Move over RichardBryson with yer flash Hoovers, Alfred Todger is coming.Alfred Todger
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Outdoors Diary - Friday 25 August, 2006
By Alfred Todger on 25/08/2006 15:25:28
Legendary outdoors chronicler Alfred Todger stays in town this week with news of the Muckthwaite village fete and a fascinating insight into local history and customs.
's nowt like it.Alfred Todger
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Outdoors Diary - Friday 2 February 2007
By Alfred Todger on 17/11/2006 13:22:09
Legendary outdoors chronicler Alfred Todger tackles the mighty Eiger but it's the descent that causes him problems...
, though to be absolutely honest, I think the Alps areoverrated.Alfred Todger
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Outdoors Diary - Friday 22 February, 2007
By Alfred Todger on 23/02/2007 14:12:27
Legendary Alfred Todger on socks, the human condition and being at one with nature.
remarknow, some witty about turn, but you'll not get it. Leastways notuntil next week. For now Alfred Todger is at one with the world. Itook out my new-fangled digital camera and as the last dregs of thesun dribbled over the edge of t'moor, I captured
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Outdoors Diary - Friday 2 February 2007
By Alfred Todger on 02/02/2007 13:28:51
Legendary outdoors chronicler Alfred Todger muses on the impact of climate change.
thought wryly.Alfred Todger
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Outdoors Diary - Friday 23 March, 2007
By Alfred Todger on 23/03/2007 15:52:17
Legendary outdoors chronicler Alfred Todger answers letters from his readers.
sponsored athlete. Gary, myanswer now is the same as it were last time you asked - make me anoffer. I have my principles, but they're very flexible ones.I'll be seeing you on the moors. Don't step on the grouse, theymake a terrible racket.Alfred Todger
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Outdoors Diary - Friday 15 September, 2006
By Alfred Todger on 15/09/2006 11:48:36
Legendary outdoors chronicler and philosopher Alfred Todger returns with his thoughts on summer in Muckthwaite and the meaning of insularity.
'moors.Animals, plants, amoebic dysentry, all waiting to be discovered.'And with that I slammed the door and put the kettle on. 'I can'tbe doing with insularity,' I muttered to no-one in particular. 'I'll leave it to the electricians'.Alfred Todger
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