-run of 2003, but slightly worse. Your lucky Gore-Tex colour is Brown. Your outdoor love stars A beautiful outdoors person in nicely designed soft shell will come into your life this year, unfortunately they

will carry at least three spare laces and a family pack of Compeed on every hike. Beware the sheep on the hill in November, it's not glad to see you and that tube really is a lethal rocket launcher. Your lucky Gore-Tex colour

High on the Mystic Mountain, his crystal horns humming in thecosmic winds, the Mystic Mouflon (it's a sort of mountain goat, alright?) divines the astral patterns that govern your outdoor life.Here are his goaty prognostications for 2003, ignore