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The Mouflon Speaks
By Jon on 27/07/2000 11:28:00
Ominous news for Leos from the all-knowing ovine
If you're a Leo and wondering what it's all about, time to heed atimely warning from the Mystic Mouflon...LeoJuly 24 - Aug 23'With so much pomp and shouting it's sometimes hard to hear thevoices in your own head. They're telling the dog of a dear
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Your 2003 Outdoor Stars
By The Mystic Mouflon on 02/01/2003 13:42:05
The Mystic Mouflon returns to unravel your outdoors destiny - not to be read if you're of a nervous disposition or a Sagittarian...
High on the Mystic Mountain, his crystal horns humming in thecosmic winds, the Mystic Mouflon (it's a sort of mountain goat, alright?) divines the astral patterns that govern your outdoor life.Here are his goaty prognostications for 2003, ignore
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Your Outdoor Stars For 2006
By The Mystic Mouflon on 10/01/2006 14:43:55
The Mystic Mouflon returns with his astral prognostications for your outdoor life in 2006, I ask you, who'd be a Libran eh?
High on the Mystic Mountain, his crystal horns humming in thecosmic winds, the Mystic Mouflon (it's a sort of mountain goat,alright?) divines the astral patterns that govern your outdoor life.Here are his goaty prognostications for 2006, ignore them
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Your 2004 Outdoor Stars
By Mystic Mouflon on 05/01/2004 12:17:31
The fabulous Mystic Mouflon unravels the mysteries of the cosmos to reveal what's in store for you in 2004. And if you're Sagittarius, we'd go home now and lock the door...
High on the Mystic Mountain, his crystal horns humming in thecosmic winds, the Mystic Mouflon (it's a sort of mountain goat,alright?) divines the astral patterns that govern your outdoor life.Here are his goaty prognostications for 2004, ignore them
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Your 2002 Outdoor Stars
By The Mystic Mouflon on 03/01/2002 16:25:50
The Mystic Mouflon returns to weave his magic spell of astral prognostication. Here's what 2002 has in store for you. Ignore it at your own risk...
High on the Mystic Mountain, his crystal horns humming in the cosmic winds, the Mystic Mouflon (it's a sort of mountain goat, all right) divines the astral patterns that govern your outdoor life. Here
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It's The Year Of The Beard...
By Jon on 07/02/2003 14:24:07
The Chinese New Year ushers in a positive period for beards everywhere, but is the outdoors beard an endangered species?
Good news for traditional hairy-chinned mountaineers, it is nowofficially the Year of the Beard.The Chinese New Year celebrations on Sunday ushered in the year ofthe Goat or Ram, which are both hairy, bearded animals andtraditional symbols of peace, it says here. To celebrate, me...
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How Was It For You?
By The Mystic Mouflon on 10/12/2004 11:54:57
As 2004 draws to a well-deserved close, we look back at our 2004 horoscope and wonder how accurate it really was. Must mean there's a new one due shortly...
Mouflon (it's a sort of mountain goat,alright?) divines the astral patterns that govern your outdoor life.Here are his goaty prognostications for 2004, ignore them at your ownrisk and don't blame us if it all goes horribly wrong on Everest
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Your Outdoor Stars For September
By The Mystic Mouflon on 14/08/2000 20:06:00
'Your love is like bad medicine, which explains the less than favourable alignment of your garden shrubs...'
destiny for the coming months clickhereand you will be whisked to the Mouflon's high mountain grotto.
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This Game Of Goats
By Jon on 17/10/2000 18:25:00
Check out your latest outdoors stars from the crystal-hooved astral wonder goat
The Mouflon's back after an enforced break when a ladder he didn'tquite forsee fell on him, damaging one of his famed crystal horns(and we've all been there).The what? The Mystic Mouflon is OUTDOORSmagic's very ownstar-gazing mountain goat, one
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New To The Site?
By Jon on 24/08/2000 19:24:00
What OUTDOORSmagic is all about
writing from theaward-winning climbing author of Touching The Void.The Mystic Mouflon Your outdoor stars from ourastrologically adept high mountain goat (which is what a mouflon is).Unmissably bonkers yet strangely compelling.Ask Gear Questions Our tame
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