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Your 2004 Outdoor Stars
By Mystic Mouflon on 05/01/2004 12:17:31
The fabulous Mystic Mouflon unravels the mysteries of the cosmos to reveal what's in store for you in 2004. And if you're Sagittarius, we'd go home now and lock the door...
and that tube really is a lethal rocket launcher. Your lucky Gore-Tex colour for 2004 is - rather unfortunately - puce. Your outdoor love stars Don't boil your belay bunny in 2004 - trust is all for you and a
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Your Outdoor Stars For 2006
By The Mystic Mouflon on 10/01/2006 14:43:55
The Mystic Mouflon returns with his astral prognostications for your outdoor life in 2006, I ask you, who'd be a Libran eh?
that sticky fly-zip in late October, your guardian planet is taking time out and if you're not careful you will be too. This year's lucky colour for Aerians is stone. Your outdoor love stars Look closely
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Soap Stars Off To Everest
By Jon on 08/11/2001 10:30:57
It's a surgeon's saunter as stars foresake the ward for the great wide open and all for charity...
It's Holby City meets Hillary and Tenzing as two of the trashyhospital soap's stars aim to clean up for charity on a three-weeksponsored trek to Everest Base Camp.Bear with us here as we don't actually watch Holby City, rating itmarginally below
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Be An Outdoor TV Star!
By Jon on 08/02/2001 10:27:00
'Please Nigel, pick me... ' - Leon Trotsky. (attrib.)
Want to be a TV star? I guess you could prance around singingreach for the stars in front of that wazzy Nigel bloke, but if you'reoff on a wild trip this summer, you might be interested in this smallad from the current issue of Private Eye
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Your Outdoor Stars For September
By The Mystic Mouflon on 14/08/2000 20:06:00
'Your love is like bad medicine, which explains the less than favourable alignment of your garden shrubs...'
Our inspired Ovine pal wishes to apologise profusely for the delayin bringing the true meaning of the stars in his eye this month. Itwas - he claims - a result of a combinations of particularlytumultuous alignments of the heavenly bodies and leaving
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Inn Pinn Stars In The Sun...
By Jon on 15/08/2011 13:54:01
Super soar-away Sun features Inaccessible Pinnacle over the weekend! Gore blimey, look at the jugs on that...
The Innacessible Pinnacle on Skye got its 15 minutes of tabloid fame over the weekend, when The Sun's web site published a cracking Dave Cuthbertson shot of Graham Ettle on Skye's Innaccessible Pinnacle, the least, erm, accessible of the Munros. Some cracking punning captions fro...
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Are Your Feet Photo Stars?
By Jon on 19/06/2001 10:53:00
Check out the World's Most Beautiful Feet competition and nail a modelling career...
If your feet are anything like mine, they'll still be in a stateof shock at being forced back into walking bots and onto thehills...So it's probably a fair bet that no-one using this site will be inthe running for the second annual 'World's Most Beautiful Feet'Competition run by ...
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Spot Stars In Dartmoor Rescue
By Jon on 07/10/2008 12:43:54
Satellite messenger functions where mobile phones fear to tread...
The Spot satellitemessenger has been involved in another outdoors rescue,this time on Dartmoor, the third time Spot has been used to call foremergency help in the UK.Spot is a personal satellite device that can be used both to provideregular updates on your position via e-mail or...
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Your 2003 Outdoor Stars
By The Mystic Mouflon on 02/01/2003 13:42:05
The Mystic Mouflon returns to unravel your outdoors destiny - not to be read if you're of a nervous disposition or a Sagittarian...
romance is writ big in your stars - watch out for thistles though and make sure it's you who ends up on top. A cosmic eruption on 25 July could dampen your ardour so don't forget to pack a waterproof shell. Watch out for a vengeful
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Your 2002 Outdoor Stars
By The Mystic Mouflon on 03/01/2002 16:25:50
The Mystic Mouflon returns to weave his magic spell of astral prognostication. Here's what 2002 has in store for you. Ignore it at your own risk...
High on the Mystic Mountain, his crystal horns humming in the cosmic winds, the Mystic Mouflon (it's a sort of mountain goat, all right) divines the astral patterns that govern your outdoor life. Here are his goaty prognostication...
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