Whilst hiking purposefully towards 'The Cloud' in Staffs (OK, I was stumbling awkwardly across a muddy field) I crossed a field full of cows. I was always told that cows were docile creatures, maybe slightly stupid in fact and that they eye you

If you thought burning and buryingdead cows was bad, just be thankful that foot and mouth hasn'treached Austria.Faced with the alternative of paying the Austrian army 200 quid toairlift dead cows off the mountains, the local farmers have come upwith

Watch out for the cows, cos I'm sure they're gonna get ya. No,seriously, the Peak Park Authority is warning walkers to beware ofcattle after a man was attacked by a cow and suffered brokenribs. A cow

Quick question if I may,I'm planning a trip with a friend who is lactose intollerant.He can drink goats or ewes milk but not cows.can anybody recommend a dried 'none-cow' milk?Thanks The wife drinks soya milk as she is slightly lactose intollerant

.Cows Fitted with GPS in the Yorkshire Dales I think that is highly irresponsible!Surely the cows should be taught to use a map and compass rather than rely solely on GPS! Tell me which software do they use and is it possible to teach my llama

Alien cow abductions!I think they take it seriouslyhttp://www.cowabduction.com/ That'll explain the Hereford in my cupboard, I expect. only if you don't have a hangover mike. What about that cow that was blown into someone's garden after the Lake

I love these jokes :)-----Q: What stands in a field and goes "Ooooh"?A: A cow with no lips.-----Two cows meet. One says "Mooooo", and the other says "I knew you'd say that".-----Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! This one is really about polar

on the list of concernsis the danger of deadly killer cows. 'The Bill will encourage moreinexperienced walkers onto open moorland,' says one farmer. 'Who isresponsible if a cow kills someone?' Okay, it does happen, last yearan unfortunate walker was killed

It might be, after all that, simply that the cows are all just a little tired of merely jumping over the moon! Having decided to increase their robust artistic acrobatic record, to include now jumps over women and children, and transvestites as well

and leave." "The best thing to do is to let the dog off the lead so it can run away because obviously a dog can run faster than you,"run away? don't make me laugh, my dog just loves cows. OMG....I worked with Alison for nearly 10 years...and she is quite