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Clive Meets The Penguins

When Antarctica needed a good spring clean, there was only one man for the job - OUTDOORSmagic member Clive Clasby. This is how he sorted out the mess...


Posted: 5 February 2002
by Clive Clasby

Look I'm a professional Environmental Scientist I am paid to be boring, dull and matter of fact. But I could not contain my enthusiasm when I applied for and was accepted onto an expedition to Antarctica - not to scale some unscaled peak or plumb the depths of some monster crevasse, but to shift over 1000 tonnes of scrap metal, oil and general debris accumulated at the Russian Base of Bellingshausen during its life from 1968. Hell someone has to do it.

Questions that are now in your mind are:

1. Why can't the Russians get rid of it themselves?

Answer: They can't afford to.

2 . Why don't the Russians get rid of it like everyone else?

Answer: Everyone else does not get rid of it, the Yanks at Mc Murdo float it out on the sea ice and wait for it to fall in the sea, other countries get rid of the easy stuff but everyone has some heavy bulky or difficult stuff to get rid of.

3. Why have the Russians got more heavy etc?

Answer: Have you ever seen a Russian lorry?

4 Why the hell did you want to do it?

Answer: I can't afford to get to Antarctica for a holiday.

Those pesky Russians never put anything in the bin...
Travelling to Bellingshausen for us was much like travelling anywhere, flights to Ushuaia in Argentina then a ship out to King George Island where the base is located. The journey over the Drake Passage was enlivened slightly by 13-metre swells and the most appallingly rude American woman I have met. When learning her neighbour at breakfast was Canadian she complained, "I spend my life trying to get away from damn Canadians." Hoots of disbelieving laughter from the British contingent. She fell over later and hurt herself, shame.

Apart from the foggy weather the first thing that struck me about the Antarctic was the voraciousness of the skuas. These things are about the size of a greater black-backed gull (big) with all the peace-loving characteristics of a drunken Glaswegian spoiling for a fight and the nastiest hooked beak you have ever seen. They also are amongst the most amazing fliers in the world. Our kit was savaged by the skuas as it was stored overnight on the freighter we would be loading the scrap onto.

That's more like it.

When we finally went ashore we were shown our accommodation. Known euphemistically as "The English House" the place had been the sat com hut, but had been used as variously a storeroom, a fish-drying shed and had more recently been scheduled for demolition until the daft Brits turned up who were willing to put up with such conditions. It is the only building I have ever stayed in that leaked when it rained, snowed or was sunny and dry. Ice had filled the twin skin roof and heat from the building melted it at quite a rate, hence it leaked all the time. The electrical arrangements were regarded as lethal, however I always got other people to plug things in for me so I never had a problem.

The sanitary arrangements were an under floor tank. That was it. The smell after a week was worse than overpowering.

As can be seen from some of the pictures the beach itself was a rather daunting prospect. The heap of scrap was a good fifty metres long by forty metres wide and about five metres high in the middle. Estimates ranged from 700 tonnes to 1200. In addition there were several vehicles scattered around the base that were due to go including one tracked personnel carrier, a huge amphibian vehicle and a worryingly heavy looking bulldozer. Further inland still were over one hundred barrels of oil, diesel and paint waste.

"How can someone f**k a place up this badly in the name of science?" One of the lads summed it up neatly.

The next few days were taken up in unloading stuff from the freighter. A minor panic was caused by the terrible weather making the ships anchor drag and as she was unable to start her engines in time she ran aground on a sand bar. Fortunately she lifted off on the next tide.

The wildlife gets matey with the scrap - Chinstrap Penguins in strokable
proximity to the work area

Work, once it started, progressed well. It was an odd experience to have to chase penguins and seals off the beach first thing in the morning to allow us to load the barge. Once the machines started moving the wildlife stayed out of the way.

Weather

Every day was guaranteed to bring at least 3 different types of weather. Favourites were Fog followed by snow followed by rain or snow, rain, dry or the worst for us rain, wind, and more wind!

Although the temperature was generally not much lower than a hard winter in the UK the real challenge was the wind chill. 40knot winds were an everyday occurrence and if the temperature is already minus 7 that makes for unpleasant working conditions especially if you are soaking wet due to rain or being swamped by an unusually big wave.

Wildlife.

Despite the fact that we were making a tremendous noise, shouting, swearing, engines, angle grinders and the infuriating reversing bleeper on the Telehoist, there was a surprising amount of wildlife.

Chinstrap penguins would sit within 3 metres of the working area and (for those who could afford the time) would allow people to stroke them without getting up and moving on. Gentoos had a bit of an attitude problem and Weddell seals would breathe fishy breath at you but they too could not be bothered to do anything. I don't know of anyone keen enough to approach a leopard seal!

Ash-covered glaciers on Deception Island viewed from the air courtesy of the Chilean Air Force

We only had two-and-a-half days off to look at the sights but on one of those days we were taken on a Twin Otter flight with the Chilean Air force. A superb sight especially the volcanic ash-covered glacier on Deception Island.

Time seemed not to matter after a bit. We would measure a day by the number of barge loads. A three-load day was OK but a little disappointing. A four-load day was a good, solid effort. A five-load day, well that was a real achievement! Five loads was about 100t onnes of scrap and usually involved working from seven in the morning until ten at night usually without stopping for the deeply unpleasant midday or evening meals.

International communications were maintained by shouting and swearing and lots of arm waving. Much like Englishmen throughout the ages really!

Finally that was it the last load went out and we looked at an empty beach with a few oil stains and rust particles on it. The collective sigh of relief was premature though as the weather changed and disabled our boat. The kit was re-loaded onto the ship with the aid of a South Korean Zodiac and we left, again courtesy of the Chilean Air Force.

That seems a bit brief! Well yes I suppose it is remember I was working 12 to 17 hours a day we had two-and-a-half days off and the food was ... well, I suppose vile would be the best way to describe it. I could not go sightseeing and it was no holiday. Was it pleasant? No way

Was it worthwhile? Most definitely

Would I do it again? Yes.

And after. 'Would I do it again? Yes.'

Ok the photos show the way the place was, not majestically wonderful. The industrial bit of Antarctica. It was a right mess when we arrived. It was just a little bit less of a mess when we left. Help us keep it that way please. Visit www.missionantarctica.com sign the pledge of support (no money needed just a petition)


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Wow! That's some trip. I've got loads of questions. The most important thing first: what does it feel like to stroke a penguin? Do their feathers ever dry out or do they always feel slightly clammy?

And then I'd like to know what happened to the scrap metal. Was it recycled or just dumped in the sea?
--Mjausson
Ps: Any more penguin pictures?

Posted: 06/02/2002 at 00:09

I was going to ask - though it seems a bit petty when there's rusty scrap dumped all over the place - whether you're supposed to stroke penguins at all. And whether they smell strongly of fish.

Posted: 06/02/2002 at 09:29

Penguins smell strongly of penguin shit. Penguin shit smells very strongly (especially if red, i.e. of the krill variety).


Posted: 06/02/2002 at 10:04

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